![]() You guys are the reason I went into the paper business, so, uh, goodnight, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe. Alright everybody, you know I kid, you know I kid. Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Angela, where’s Angela? Whoa, there you are, I didn’t see you there behind that grain of rice. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Kevin, I can’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Meredith, you’ve slept with so many guys, you’re starting to look like one. Michael: Jim, you’re 6’11 and you weigh 90 pounds. When Michael returns to the office, he has a few roasts of his own: We’re stuck listening to you all day, Stanley tried to die just to get away, well it’s true. Andy (singing to the tune of “What I Like About You”): What I hate about you, you really suck as a boss, you’re the laziest, jerkiest, and you’re dumber than applesauce.(Kevin yells “How small is it?”) If it were an iPod, it would be a shuffle! And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. He’s supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses. image tagged in boom roasted made w/ Imgflip meme maker cant come back from. Pam: Once every hour, someone is involved in an Internet scam. rareinsults boom roasted Memes & GIFs Yeaah.he not coming back from that.You don’t have any friends or any family or any land! Dwight: You pathetic, short little man.Remember spider face? ‘Cause the quote was, “cut off your nose to spider face.” Jim: Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary.You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said “Gross.” Michael, you are the reason I drink. Meredith: Michael, you ran over me with your car.A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a wood chipper, Kevin, a candle, and Lord Voldemort. Kelly: I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott.If you ever called the fire department ’cause your head was stuck in your chair you might be… Michael Scott! ![]() If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott. Angela: If you ever wondered whether you were Michael Scott, here’s a quiz to help.Here is what each of the characters says during the roast, and what Michael says in return. In The Office Season 5 episode Stress Relief, Michael holds a roast in his honor, thinking that it will relieve stress in the office.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |